I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman
who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No I had to stop drinking years ago,' the homeless woman
told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No,I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?'
I asked.
'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman.
'I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well,'I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with
my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked..
'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that?
I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see
what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping,
hair appointments, and wine.'
FROM:
gregbilton1957 DATE: 06/02/2008 12:53:47
SUBJECTS: Good day
Good day
How are you doing today? I am greg,and I am interested in your profile, you can E-mail me on gregbilton1957@yahoo.com, and let me know if you have a yahoo ID so that we can chat on messanger and get to know more about each other.
Thank you
He didnt read my profile as my profile says and have a pic of myself with my husband that proves I am married. Geezzz
Judaline
