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It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
 
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the... Read More

1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.

2) You now think of three espressos as ''getting wasted.''

3) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

4) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

5) You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, ''What's for dinner?''

6) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

7) You chat several... Read More

A poor little mouse walks into a bar one day..all sad. The bartender (a bear) asks why the long face? the mouse tells him that he is very lonely. "well" the barkeep says..."you can hook up with Shirly...she's the giraffe over there in the corner...send her a drink and she's all yours!" Well, a drink is brought over to the giraffe...she smiles back at the mouse and the two eventually walk out together.
Next day about the same time the Mouse walks back into the bar...all tired, dragging it... Read More

A boy was playing in a baseball game one evening with his young friends. At one point during the game, the coach called the 9-year-old baseball player aside and asked,
'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'
The little boy nodded yes. 'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, atta... Read More

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing '


fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, barbecued ribs or sausage?'

I said,... Read More

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