Beethoven's Fifth:

Nobody's home.

Why did you phone?

Please leave your message here when you have heard the tone,

And we will call you back as soon as we get home.

Your message here,

After the tone,

Here is the tone... tone... BEEP

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Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Outside a photographer's... Read More

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STRESS RELIEF....

 

Click on the word bubblewrap!! !! Too cool



Don't forget to go to manic mode....

 

THIS IS AWESOME! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU COULD DO IT ONLINE!!

 
 

BUBBLEWRAP 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRfs65kZLBc&am p;feature=related

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