A sailor and a pirate are drinking at a waterfront bar and they
proceed to swap sea stories. The sailor notes the pirate's peg
leg, eye patch and hook.
"So tell me," asks the sailor, "how did you come to lose that
leg?"
"Arrgh," says the pirate, "'Twas a black squall swept me
overboard. Whilst in the water, a shark snapped me leg off and
I've had this peg leg ever since."
"Wow!" says the sailor. "And how'd you get the hook?"
"We was fighting... Read More
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
3. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a large room.
5. When using the ceiling fan as a base... Read More
