You have two cows. If you´re...

...socialist, you keep one and give one to your neighbor.

...communist, the government takes them both and provides you with milk.

...fascist, the government takes them and sells you the milk.

...capitalist, you have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

...republican, you encourage one man to buy all the cows and everyone else to buy milk from him.

...democratic, the government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

Agreed and disagreed ha u forgot the liberal its the same as the socialist

I posted this recently, but cannot find the topic. Again, thanks to Penn:

Since many seem confused by the policies and politics in America .....  this should help! 

DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.

Your neighbor has none.

You feel guilty for being successful.

You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax.

The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor.

You feel righteous.

Barbara Streisand sings for you.

SOCIALIST

You have two cows.

The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.

Your neighbor has none.

So?

COMMUNIST

You have two cows.

The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

You wait in line for hours to get it.

It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.

You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.

The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.

The government takes them both, shoots one,

milks the other, pays you for the milk,

LOL! Funny!

I hope I never see such  taxes.  Anyway, I don't have two cows to give away or to sell,  NO BULL.  I didn't know foreigners were in greater need than  people in our country???  Just hold on to your cows, everyone,  Capitalize on your ability to write your Congressman and vote for those more likely to help you hold your cow or cows tho you may never see a bull in your backyard.