HOH...Stone deaf..profound deaf....hearing impaired...deaf mute...can't hear well...old-age deafness...deaf and dumb...can't hear...lost my hearing...partly deaf...little deaf....somewhat deaf....can't hear out of 1 ear...can't hear, but read lips...let me adjust the "static" on my hearing aid and I'll be able to hear ya.....
Jeez!! The list goes on and on....What Am I??....."well, I just crawled out from under a rock...."....."the space shuttle just dropped me off and left me"...."Did ya hear that"???
Sometimes a "sense of humor" can expel the awarkness of dealing with the hearies ....It's just when they start "shouting" in my ear....or opening their mouths so wide when they talk their tonsils are showing...
I had a very unpleasant encounter at a dinner party I was invited to ....the host was my friend...she made it a point to introduce me around....When she told this guy...this is ------ , she is deaf....He said...Ohhhhh, took out his pen and pad and wrote...."Can you read?".....
I said loudly....NO!....Left him dumb-founded!....