A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in 'fashion sense.'

The man walks up to him and says, 'I didn't know you were into earrings.'

'Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring,' he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how lo... Read More

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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village
tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we
can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in th... Read More

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A man wanted a guard dog to protect his business. So he visited a kennel that specialized in these dogs. The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel. The owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises.

They had been walking for a few minutes, passing large dogs snarling loudly, biting and clawing at the cages.
"They all look like good attack dogs," said the buyer.
"Well, they... Read More

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