Subject: How cute!-this is one cool cat!
Content: Phase 1 You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your >> coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the >> best! Phase 2 You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that >> you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore. Phase 3 You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what you feel like at >> month end. Phase 4 You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, feel >> sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful >> for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have >> started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss. Phase 5 You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes >> start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you >> just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine. Phase 6 You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have build a >> makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a >> dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why >> you are even here in the first place.
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