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Subject: Some Questions even Dear Abby Can't Answer
Content: DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER   THE FOLLOWING!                     Dear Abby,               What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl  Language and            Violence On My VCR?                 Dear Abby,               I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even  sure            the baby I'm carrying is his.                 Dear Abby,               I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman  who has been on  the            pill for two years. It's getting expensive  and I think my  boyfriend            should share half the cost, but I don't know  him well enough to  discuss            money with him.                 Dear Abby,               I've suspected that my husband has been  fooling around, and  when            confronted with the evidence, he denied  everything and said it  would            never happen again.                 Dear Abby,               Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why  would a boy who was            raised in a good Christian home turn against his  own?                 Dear Abby,               I joined the Navy to see the world. I've  seen it. Now how do I            get out?                 Dear Abby,               My forty year old son has been paying a  psychiatrist $50.00 an            hour every week for two and a half years. He must  be crazy.                 Dear Abby,               I was married to Bill for three months and I  didn't know he            drank until one night he came home sober.                 Dear Abby,               My mother is mean and short tempered I think  she is going            through mental pause.                 Dear Abby,               You told some woman whose husband had lost all  interest in sex            to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost  all interest in sex  and            he is a doctor. Now what do I do?                 Remember these people can vote, which probably  explains the            current situation in Washington, D.C.