Title: You drink too much coffee when...
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Blog Entry: 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you. 2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. 5. You can't remember your second cup. 6. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. 7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house. 8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia. 9. You don't sweat - you percolate. 10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.
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